I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Maybe I should change my luck
• Surely this is a dream
• I need a vacation

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

You guys won't believe what just occurred. check here , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• Like, for real
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps ask someone else for help?